Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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