she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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