The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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