just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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