i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Welp...herpes.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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