I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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