I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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My pussy is not your playground.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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