it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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