I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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