I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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