It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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