I'm lost and stupid without you.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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