Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I love you.
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