guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish you could order shots online.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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