That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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