"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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