why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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