He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
