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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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