very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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