How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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