We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize