omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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