Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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