this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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