Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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