Walk of Shame today included voting.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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