I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So. Much. Porn.
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