Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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