It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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