I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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