chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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