would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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