Tell her she can't have a vagina
Betty ford says i'm here all night
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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