It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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