i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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