Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
