there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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