She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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