I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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