I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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