so explain again why im purple
no
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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