A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
