yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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