CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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