goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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