have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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