i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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