it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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