Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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