You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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