OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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