12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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