ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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