I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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