"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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