he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
